It's time to rock out with our c**ks out! Yeeeeeaaaahhh! Tight leather pants... Big hair... Power slides... That's right, my fellow rockers, time to pay tribute to '80's hair metal. This show is as good as that HiFi+LoFi Mix Tape that your boyfriend made for you in 7th grade. Better than when you slipped in puke when you saw Poison LIVE. Almost as good as when you stage dove at that Danish Metal concert - I think the band was called Bierwerker die Königin. This show is dedicated to fellow Beer Coaster, Tony Leone, who stars in the smash hit "Rock Of Ages" at the Warner Theatre this February. Cheers!
